Mr. Potatohead...
The bulbous nose.
The Jay Leno jaw.
The vast forehead.
Those ears!
Ladies and Gents, meet the new Bond.
I'm calling him Taterhead Bond... maybe just Tater Bond...
Say it with me y'all...
Bond, Tater Bond
posted by writergurl @ 10/16/2005 01:14:00 AM
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4 Comments:
You are a genius, pure and simple.
Is his archnemisis going to be spray on Canola Oil, or should that be Extra Virgin Olive Oil, but not for long, knowing Mr Taterhead Bond.
Nah, no extra virgin anything for our Mr. Bond. He prefers them to be a little experienced... don't forget Ms. Onnatop, or Ms Pussy Galore!
Did you hear the tragic news......they are dropping Ms Moneypenny.
A long time part of the formula.
I was hoping they would just modernise her a bit...maybe even make her a man....that would have been quite amusing, but noooooooo they have dropped her character.
Yep, the Broccollis running this show know what they are doing.... NOT!
I'm willing to wager taht this guy make one (maybe two) movies and then they'll go crawling back to Brosnan who should demand an exhorbitant fee just cause they were stupid enough to dump him in the first place. People talk about how his Bond movies were lame... well, I think he did an excellent job. It was the script that were lame. All they had to do was look at his performance in The Thomas crown Affair to see what kind of Bond they could of had.
Idjits...
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