Monday, May 01, 2006

Enough with the fool at 1600 Penn!

Onward to more interesting stuff... SEX.

Ok, ok, calm down, I'm only answering a double dawg dare from Scriptweaver... sheesh!

The dare? Which member of the SAME sex would you be willing to do the horizontal boop with? (For me... reverse teams.)

Since you can't post pics in the comments section, I told him to meet me here.

Two guys I would be OK with...

and (just cause) a woman I've got the hots for:


At 4:33 AM, May 01, 2006, Blogger Lucy said...

Argh, can't see you pics. Dying to know who they are.

For me, I would "do" Sigourney Weaver and Salma Hayek. And Catherine Zeta Jones. And Kate Beckinsale. And that woman out of Solaris. In fact, there are LOADS of women who are well-fit in the world, whereas not as many fellas. Beginning to think I picked the wrong "team", no fair!! : P

At 6:42 AM, May 01, 2006, Blogger Enzio Pesta said...

STILL haven't given birth, Lucy? My god, woman! What has it been, 12 months now?

WG, call tech support quick. I think they don't allow pics of Sandra Bernhart and Rosie O'Donnell -- only pretty lesbians, please!

At 6:42 AM, May 01, 2006, Blogger ~Dev said...

Um... uh... for me -- none. The male body just doesn't do it for me (guys are gross – I’m glad some of you ladies find us attractive, thank God!). If I were a woman, thinking about other women (I have to believe) would be far more appealing. Women just have it going-on in the ‘curves’ department. I am programmed as a hetero, so it’s hard for me to imagine being attracted to another guy – not that there’s anything wrong with that for those guys who are gay. It’s a preference-thing.

Tough question to pose on a Monday morning – sorry for not playing along.

Best Regards,

At 6:44 AM, May 01, 2006, Blogger Vince DC said...

This "sexy picture" posting comes in handy when you can't think of anything to say, uh, Writergurl? And when you do figure out how to upload them, please do post only beautiful lesbians.

At 8:59 AM, May 01, 2006, Blogger gizmorox said...

Props to you for defending your predilection to girls on Olaf's comment section and elsewhere. I'd be interested to hear how that affected your military service. Maybe when I find the time I'll do as you did to me and read your history :)

Me, I unfortunately like boys. Mostly because they're easier to figure out than women. But that's not to say I wouldn't switch teams for the right siren.

At 9:30 AM, May 01, 2006, Blogger Georgi Rimsakov said...

Pictures not working. Sexuality fully operational, however.

Lucy, I know writers are supposed to be procrastinators, but your pregnance is biscuit taking!

At 9:38 AM, May 01, 2006, Blogger Lucy said...

Hey, I'm not procrastinating mateys, the foetus is! And while we're on the subject, my official due date is TODAY!!!! There's still time...

At 9:58 AM, May 01, 2006, Blogger Patrick J. Rodio said...

Yeah, those dues aren't bad, I'd give them a try.

Ah Jordana though, yum.

At 1:46 PM, May 01, 2006, Blogger Georgi Rimsakov said...

Foetus? Surely 'baby' would be a more I'm-about-to-be-a-parent friendly term?

But hey, I'm from Sweden. It takes a while to get your crazy english lexiconography.

At 2:17 PM, May 01, 2006, Blogger Lucy said...

Re: use of the term "foetus" - Ha! She's about to put me through HELL and I'm supposed to be friendly?? ; )

At 10:27 PM, May 01, 2006, Blogger ScriptWeaver said...

Wow. Indeed the two hottest red "X's" I've ever seen! : )

IS that Jordana Brewster? Pixelation didn't quite finish, but Hell yeah!

At 11:57 PM, May 01, 2006, Blogger writergurl said...

Damn it! Freaking BLOGGER! Evidently some of you can see all the pics and some can't see squat. Sigh. Ok, for those who want names... Eddie Cibiran (the cutest dimples) and Ryan Reynolds (I love a man who can make me laugh, plus, didja catch an eyeful of his ripped up body in Blade III? I may be a lesbian, but damn, I ain't blind.) As for the woman, yes, dear Lord above, that is the one and only Jordan Brewster. *'cuse me... gotta wipe drool off the keyboards here* Damn if that ain't one GORGEOUS woman! I even sat through that stupid "Ananpolis" (remake and rip off of Gentleman & an Officer) and didn't mind so much cause she was in it. Plus, anyone seen D.E.B.S? Be still my beating heart... she plays a lesbian, and kisses another girl many time (don't ask who, I don't know, I only had eyes for Jordana). *'cuse me... more drooollll*

At 12:08 AM, May 02, 2006, Blogger writergurl said...

Lucy, I'm hoping that child has left your body by now! See, if you had picked "our" team, you wouldn't BE in that miserable state! HA! (Seriously, not trying to recruit here, just playing, so nobody get their boxers in a wad, ok?)

Enzio, Sandra Bernhardt is bi, which means YOU get her ugly mug half the damn time, don't be trying to foist her off on us. Rosie? Sigh, yeah, she's the dyke fireplug (ever notice her shape, she looks exactly like a fire hydrant!) that straight women adore and I find gross. So, have no fear, mon frier, she shan't grace my blog.

Devin, no need to apologize to me, it's Scriptweaver's challenge, not mine.

Vince, see my response to Devin above.

Giz, wanna know how it affected my military career? It's easy, I left them before they could toss my ass in jail, JUST for being gay. So, THEY lost a very,very good, solider. I even have a slew of commendation letters, and good conduct medal to prove it. As far as I'm concerned it was their loss, not mine.

Olaf, in America, land where I blog, it's fetus, not foetus.

Lucy, had the thing yet? C'mon girl, time's a wasting! ;)

SW, blame blogger, I tried dude.

At 12:26 AM, May 02, 2006, Blogger Georgi Rimsakov said...

You are showing the angries at Olaf again, WG. Please check this comment section with morning eyes. Lucy used the "incorrect" spelling of foetus first. I was merely replicationing. I noticed you did not castigrate her though. Is it personal?

At 12:40 AM, May 02, 2006, Blogger writergurl said...

Oops, sorry, my bad. Not personal at all. And, not angry. (Trust me, when I'm angry, there's ZERO doubt that I am, ok? My, aren't you Swedish boys sensitive? Who'da thunk it?

Although.. since SHE'S the one giving birth, I think Lucy can call it whatever she wants, right?

OK, evidently bloger is gonna be a pain in every one's tuchasm so you'll have to do this if you want to see the pictures... right click on the box with no picture, select VIEW IMAGE and you can then see it. Sorry, it such a pain but I dunno what else to tell ya.

At 12:57 AM, May 02, 2006, Blogger writergurl said...

Ok, I fixed it. Got pictures from another site! HA!

I hope everyone enjoys them.

At 3:14 AM, May 02, 2006, Blogger Lucy said...

Ryan Reynolds was the best thing about BLADE 3 cos Christ knows there wasn't much else!!!

and re: baby - Nope. She's still in situe. Damn it.

And by the way, in answer to WG's variant spelling AND Olaf on whether a baby this old in utero is still a foetus), here you go, to the rescue!

Main Entry: fe·tus
Variant: or chiefly British foe·tus /'fEt-&s/
Function: noun
Inflected Form: plural fe·tus·es or chiefly British foe·tus·es or foe·ti /'fEt-"I/
: an unborn or unhatched vertebrate especially after attaining the basic structural plan of its kind; specifically : a developing human from usually three months after conception to birth."

When are you Yankees gonna learn you can't spell?!? You obviously need our guidance...All the extra "gh's", "u's", "o's" "q's", etc CLEARLY make more sense! ; )

At 12:11 PM, May 02, 2006, Blogger Georgi Rimsakov said...


At 7:42 PM, May 02, 2006, Blogger ScriptWeaver said...

Pleasantly surprised with the Ryan Reynolds pic. The dude has CHARISMA! "Just Friends" tanked but I thought it was hilarious. "Waiting" tanked but I thought it was--

Did I mention "Just Friends" was hilarious?

At 10:27 PM, May 02, 2006, Blogger Patrick J. Rodio said...

Waiting had some good stuff in it, but I agree about Just Friends - Classic.

At 11:23 AM, May 03, 2006, Blogger writergurl said...

LOL, well, I'm glad that everyone likes my choices in "men I would do, if I was into that sort of thing".

I've not seen "Just Friends" yet but I'll put it on my Netflix queue now.

At 2:39 PM, May 03, 2006, Blogger Vince DC said...

Looks like we lost Olaf. His blog seems to have been deleted. Probably couldn't handle all the heat. Not like me, uh, Writergurl?

One for you on my blog if you dare.

At 2:29 AM, May 04, 2006, Blogger writergurl said...

Ah well, too bad he's gone he was funny. Totally a scam, but a funny one.

As for your blog, Vince, you know, even though I adore women, I'm not a man, so this little throwing down the gauntlet "if you dare" thing won't work. I shan't be visiting.


At 7:49 PM, May 04, 2006, Blogger Patrick J. Rodio said...

Oh go on, give it a peek.

At 9:21 PM, May 04, 2006, Blogger oneslackmartian said...

WG, on top of us each having Army experience, we also have similar taste in women!

At 12:24 AM, May 05, 2006, Blogger writergurl said...

PJ... shaddup.

Slack, nice to know you've got taste.


At 3:24 PM, May 10, 2006, Blogger Warren said...

Off topic, but can anyone explain to me, or point me in the direction of a good post, on this whole "Olaf" thing? Why is he a scam? I seem to have missed all the fun.


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