Enough with the fool at 1600 Penn!
Onward to more interesting stuff... SEX.
Ok, ok, calm down, I'm only answering a double dawg dare from Scriptweaver... sheesh!
The dare? Which member of the SAME sex would you be willing to do the horizontal boop with? (For me... reverse teams.)
Since you can't post pics in the comments section, I told him to meet me here.
Two guys I would be OK with...
and (just cause) a woman I've got the hots for:
posted by writergurl @ 5/01/2006 12:37:00 AM
21 comments
21 Comments:
Argh, can't see you pics. Dying to know who they are.
For me, I would "do" Sigourney Weaver and Salma Hayek. And Catherine Zeta Jones. And Kate Beckinsale. And that woman out of Solaris. In fact, there are LOADS of women who are well-fit in the world, whereas not as many fellas. Beginning to think I picked the wrong "team", no fair!! : P
STILL haven't given birth, Lucy? My god, woman! What has it been, 12 months now?
WG, call tech support quick. I think they don't allow pics of Sandra Bernhart and Rosie O'Donnell -- only pretty lesbians, please!
This "sexy picture" posting comes in handy when you can't think of anything to say, uh, Writergurl? And when you do figure out how to upload them, please do post only beautiful lesbians.
Props to you for defending your predilection to girls on Olaf's comment section and elsewhere. I'd be interested to hear how that affected your military service. Maybe when I find the time I'll do as you did to me and read your history :)
Me, I unfortunately like boys. Mostly because they're easier to figure out than women. But that's not to say I wouldn't switch teams for the right siren.
Hey, I'm not procrastinating mateys, the foetus is! And while we're on the subject, my official due date is TODAY!!!! There's still time...
Wg,
Yeah, those dues aren't bad, I'd give them a try.
Ah Jordana though, yum.
Re: use of the term "foetus" - Ha! She's about to put me through HELL and I'm supposed to be friendly?? ; )
Wow. Indeed the two hottest red "X's" I've ever seen! : )
IS that Jordana Brewster? Pixelation didn't quite finish, but Hell yeah!
Damn it! Freaking BLOGGER! Evidently some of you can see all the pics and some can't see squat. Sigh. Ok, for those who want names... Eddie Cibiran (the cutest dimples) and Ryan Reynolds (I love a man who can make me laugh, plus, didja catch an eyeful of his ripped up body in Blade III? I may be a lesbian, but damn, I ain't blind.) As for the woman, yes, dear Lord above, that is the one and only Jordan Brewster. *'cuse me... gotta wipe drool off the keyboards here* Damn if that ain't one GORGEOUS woman! I even sat through that stupid "Ananpolis" (remake and rip off of Gentleman & an Officer) and didn't mind so much cause she was in it. Plus, anyone seen D.E.B.S? Be still my beating heart... she plays a lesbian, and kisses another girl many time (don't ask who, I don't know, I only had eyes for Jordana). *'cuse me... more drooollll*
Lucy, I'm hoping that child has left your body by now! See, if you had picked "our" team, you wouldn't BE in that miserable state! HA! (Seriously, not trying to recruit here, just playing, so nobody get their boxers in a wad, ok?)
Enzio, Sandra Bernhardt is bi, which means YOU get her ugly mug half the damn time, don't be trying to foist her off on us. Rosie? Sigh, yeah, she's the dyke fireplug (ever notice her shape, she looks exactly like a fire hydrant!) that straight women adore and I find gross. So, have no fear, mon frier, she shan't grace my blog.
Devin, no need to apologize to me, it's Scriptweaver's challenge, not mine.
Vince, see my response to Devin above.
Giz, wanna know how it affected my military career? It's easy, I left them before they could toss my ass in jail, JUST for being gay. So, THEY lost a very,very good, solider. I even have a slew of commendation letters, and good conduct medal to prove it. As far as I'm concerned it was their loss, not mine.
Olaf, in America, land where I blog, it's fetus, not foetus.
Lucy, had the thing yet? C'mon girl, time's a wasting! ;)
SW, blame blogger, I tried dude.
Oops, sorry, my bad. Not personal at all. And, not angry. (Trust me, when I'm angry, there's ZERO doubt that I am, ok? My, aren't you Swedish boys sensitive? Who'da thunk it?
Although.. since SHE'S the one giving birth, I think Lucy can call it whatever she wants, right?
OK, evidently bloger is gonna be a pain in every one's tuchasm so you'll have to do this if you want to see the pictures... right click on the box with no picture, select VIEW IMAGE and you can then see it. Sorry, it such a pain but I dunno what else to tell ya.
Ok, I fixed it. Got pictures from another site! HA!
I hope everyone enjoys them.
Ryan Reynolds was the best thing about BLADE 3 cos Christ knows there wasn't much else!!!
and re: baby - Nope. She's still in situe. Damn it.
And by the way, in answer to WG's variant spelling AND Olaf on whether a baby this old in utero is still a foetus), here you go, dictionary.com to the rescue!
Main Entry: fe·tus
Variant: or chiefly British foe·tus /'fEt-&s/
Function: noun
Inflected Form: plural fe·tus·es or chiefly British foe·tus·es or foe·ti /'fEt-"I/
: an unborn or unhatched vertebrate especially after attaining the basic structural plan of its kind; specifically : a developing human from usually three months after conception to birth."
When are you Yankees gonna learn you can't spell?!? You obviously need our guidance...All the extra "gh's", "u's", "o's" "q's", etc CLEARLY make more sense! ; )
Pleasantly surprised with the Ryan Reynolds pic. The dude has CHARISMA! "Just Friends" tanked but I thought it was hilarious. "Waiting" tanked but I thought it was--
Did I mention "Just Friends" was hilarious?
Waiting had some good stuff in it, but I agree about Just Friends - Classic.
LOL, well, I'm glad that everyone likes my choices in "men I would do, if I was into that sort of thing".
I've not seen "Just Friends" yet but I'll put it on my Netflix queue now.
Looks like we lost Olaf. His blog seems to have been deleted. Probably couldn't handle all the heat. Not like me, uh, Writergurl?
One for you on my blog if you dare.
Ah well, too bad he's gone he was funny. Totally a scam, but a funny one.
As for your blog, Vince, you know, even though I adore women, I'm not a man, so this little throwing down the gauntlet "if you dare" thing won't work. I shan't be visiting.
Cheers.
Oh go on, give it a peek.
WG, on top of us each having Army experience, we also have similar taste in women!
PJ... shaddup.
Slack, nice to know you've got taste.
;)
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