Who knew?

Evidently, I am considered a potential terrorist by the Pentagon. It's cause I'm queer.

According to the Pentagon, being gay (or straight and open minded) is the equivalent of plotting to blow up something.

Gay groups organizing to protest the heinous "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy have been deemed to be a "credible threat" by the Pentagon and one group of students at NYU who plan on holding a "Kiss-in" has been labelled "possibly violent".

Yes, I said "KISS".

Maybe I'm rendered idiotic by my lesbianism, but it occurs to me that anything involving kissing is not inheriently violent. Forget the fact that most gay men would rather redocorate your home than blow it up. A gun show is not a "possibly violent" event to the Pentagon, but a "Kiss-in" by the queers and their straight supporters? Oh my Gawd, we need a S.W.A.T. team! PRONTO!

Writers are known for having vivid imaginations, after all, it's what we do. Sadly, I'm not making this shit up. A more indepth exploration by a gay soldiers advocacy group can be found here. If you go to this link, read further down the page and you can tell JUST EXACTLY how crazy the Pentagon is. They've admitted that they had considered a program in 1994, during which our military chemists would develop, as a Chemical Warfare agent, a chemical something or another to "turn" opponents queer. Yes, folks, your government was considering how to make men gay. As biological warfare. You can read more about that nonsense here.

A very brief explaination for those who know nothing of the famous Kinsey scale...and are, thus, baffled by my little chart at top...

In the Kinsey Reports, which made Dr. Alfred Kinsey famous enough to have this movie made about him, he theorizes that human sexuality is not set in stone and proposes a scale spanning from 0-6 in terms of hetro to homo sexual. The number 0 being the indicator for someone exclusively hetrosexual and the 6 for someone being exclusively homosexual.